Are All Men's Idol Bob the Builder?

The school where I punch the time clock everyday has started some renovation work. This is not the first overhaul since it opened in 1961, but for some reason, a big deal is being made. I think it is so the guys can wear hard hats and drool at the large equipment.

Since I sponsor the yearbook, I have easy access to a camera. Frequently I go outside to take pictures of the progress. It is amazing how fast progress is being made. When the ground shakers were working, they would go right up to the windows, and the kids would move because they thought the machines were going to go through the wall. Little did the kids know that the teachers paid extra for that feature. Just kidding. It was amazing to see that kids could move fast. The only other time they move like they have some place to go is when the lunch bell rings.

My principal and the assistant have their very own hard hats now--and forever!! What is it about the hat? They have hard heads already. Just kidding, again. Me?? I couldn't care less about jumping on the big bulldozer, driving the dump truck, and (especially) wearing that stupid hat. Sorry guys. That fantasy is all yours.